Stu is festooned in tartan, just as the Scotland football team are checking out beach holiday options. Meanwhile, Justin has added lighting to his “World Control Centre” which he has disguised as a musical installation.

Welcome to the final episode of the new podcast. Gravel Adjacent.

Both old men get their panties in a knot.

Welcome to the new podcast. Gravel Adjacent.

Gravel is really heavy. And if you want to cover a lot of area with it. You need a lot. No, think bigger. Bigger again.

This episode deals with death, grief and discusses assisted suicide.

Inevitably, it also includes all sorts of detail about gravel. Not a common combination.

Stu is terrified by the prospect of physical labour, while Justin wrestles with a new species of AI from the rainforest.

After an unexpected week off, the old timers ramble on and on and on...eventually they whine about all the usual nonsense

Having called social media the root of all evil for months, Stu opens a new account on Instagram and likes it. Justin is too cold, no wait, too hot; too something, anyway.

Episode 232 - Tiny Experiments. More homework for Justin.

Briefly, Justin entertains the possibility of a book that is not...a hardback!

Justin turns his house into a winter-proof version of a Jean-Michel Jarre stage setup while Stu tortures Star Wars metaphors.

Stu is buried under a mountain of Filofax refills while Justin can’t find his VST controller. (No, Stu doesn’t know what that means, either.)

Stu meanders off in random directions while Justin manfully tries to keep the old fool on track

An explosion of old man energy

Justin plumbs new depths of grumpiness while Stu rediscovers time-honoured pro-procrastination techniques. Both ramble on and on.

NEW Pry-bar updates! For real. A rapid-fire episode, brought to you by hiccups and thunderstorms.

The pry bar and the Nero’s firm are ever-present. JT has a hole punch that can kill people.

Where has all the trust gone? Oh - and there’s a war on. Which is nice.

Marriage. What could possibly go wrong?

At the tender age of 55, Stu discovers that parenting is hard. Justin sighs.

Justin and Stu accidentally frighten the bejesus out of themselves as they consider the admin load of death.

Justin and Stu swap acronyms and jargon. Medical versus Accountancy. Nobody has a clue what anyone else is talking about. Business as usual, then.